May I whine a bit?

Oh man I think I am in trouble with this cause my husband always says no matter how big I am I have the boniest butt,what is going to happen when I get WLS?lol My mom says I inherited it from her ,which is true she use to sit on our laps as teenagers to harras us(aka:torture us)she would tell my sisters and us if she could get an elephant to step on her stomach and pu**** to her butt she would have the perfect figure,If it were only that easy.