Feeling blue..got a joke?

Hey all you wonderful people out there, I am feeling a little blue today. Got any good jokes you could post? I could really use a good laugh Thanks

FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21ST CENTURY Once upon a time, in a land far away, > a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess > happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues > on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. > > The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, > I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. > One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back > into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry > and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, > where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, > and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. > > That night, as the princess dined sumptuously > on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine > and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself....... > I don't freaking think so.

WHY ARE YOU BLUE? ARE TRYING TO FIT INTO THE SMURF CONVENTION?