What have you lost?

Hi Julia, Yep, you got it....INCENTIVE FOR SURE...no way will I refer to my weight loss as the size of an elephants penis. I am way to "visual" of a person for that......ROFLMAO You know the drill, they bring out the containers of lard to show just how much body fat they lose, could you imagine me and my wagon with an elephant penis in it showing the amount of weight I lost? LOL

You are too funny, Darla. That would be tough to get past. I cannot believe they are so darn heavy!! Whoda thunk??!!

Not only do I want to make absolutely S.U.R.E. I don't lose the amount of weight no matter what!! tee hee Darla

OOps, that didn't make sense....let me try it again......(the elephant think has even scatter my brain now...see there?) What I meant to say is that I DO want to make sure that I don't lose 60 lbs on the nose.......and I know I don't want to lose less so It's got to be at least 61 lbs.....lol Better?

Much better. This penis has all of us flustered. Good thing humans don't ... ah nevermind. LOL

Cracking up here. This was a very fun post to reply to.....hee hee hee

Ok, last time I weighed in at the hospital, I had lost a "human's skin", yuck! My goal is to loose a "newborn giraffe", but for my height, I should loose somewhere between "the complete Oxford English Dictionary" & "an average adult man"...wow! But, when I get close to that Elephant's Penis , I am going to exercise like crazy!!! Jackie

That is funny, Jackie--like I said it is good incentive to move on quickly huh. Just right over that weight!! Julia

Jackie, You are too funny!!

Wahoo, I've lost a months worth of trash! I wonder if that includes recycling?