I'm such a dork.

I was out with my bestie on the weekend and I was telling her about the physiotherapy I'm doing for my shoulder (tendonitis with a possible tear - yay me ...).  She was asking me to show her exactly where the pain is,  so I was running my finger from the top of my should towards my neck, when I suddenly encounter a big hard lump.  The conversation went something like this:

BESTIE:  "Oh no, show me where it hurts the most ..."

ME:  "Well, it starts here and there's some pain that moves to here ... OMG WTF IS THAT HUGE LUMP?  JESUS H. CHRIST WHAT ... oh ... wait.  I think that's my collarbone. *touch other side of my neck*.  HOLY CRAP I HAVE COLLAR BONES!!!!

Cue my friend dissolving into hysterical laughter ...

Yup.  Big. Dork.

TES

Haha! Yep. Been there! Thought I had a huge lump between my breasts when I was lying in bed one day. Turns out that was my sternum that I'd never seen before.

I am soooo happy for you!! LOL you are funny and your posts are interesting!  Glad everything is going well so far :)

LMAO