pretty good stuff.

januaryld
on 6/11/09 4:09 pm
hey guys. saw this on the main message board. not sure if it's made its way over here yet or not, but it is so funny so i just thought i'd post it anyhow...enjoy  

How Much Have You Lost?

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives American eats each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gal bottle of water or average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an avg American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape 
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an avg American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

kathpf
on 6/11/09 9:13 pm - oologah, OK

Woo hoo I've lost an Irish Setter.  I have seen this before but it's been several months.

 

jgoodin007
on 6/12/09 12:39 am - Oklahoma City, OK
I've lost an average adult woman!!!!
policekat
on 6/12/09 4:53 am - mcalester, OK
 OMG I HAVE ALMOST LOST AN AVERAGE MAN!! HOLY COW!!
40 LBS LOST PRE-OP

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(deactivated member)
on 6/12/09 6:20 am
I love this one.
topless_muffin
on 6/12/09 8:22 am - Oklahoma City, OK
That's neat.  I always say I'm going to lose a Caitlin and a Matthew, my two younger kids.  Which is kind of funny since so far I've lost an average 2 year old, and am almost up to the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year.
 OH.com/Integris Baptist OKC Support Group Leader
Ad astra per alia porci!

  
MommaHen
on 6/14/09 7:57 pm - Oklahoma City, OK
I have lost the complete OXford English Dictionary and well on my way to an average adult man.
 
 
Having the time of my life!

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