Waaaaay OT - goofy gas!

I recently had to go to the dentist because I cracked a tooth and had to get a crown. 

I LOVE GOOFY GAS!!!

That is the best stuff ever!  It's so relaxing and kinda feels like flying.  Which makes me wonder why we don't use it for other purposes?  Here are some examples where goofy gas would make things so much more enjoyable...

**annual mammogram
**annual "Relax and Slide Down" doctor's exam (I could really relax with some nitrous...)
**prostate exam
**MRI (I mean who can feel claustrophobic when you're flying???)
**what about during exercise?  You could really work out and not care about the pain!!!
**tiny tummy making you vomit?  Who cares?  Suck in some goofy gas and who will really care??
**inhale a bunch of goofy gas before you take your chewable calcium!  Wait!  You would probably still care about how bad that is even then??
**Family reunion?  No problem - get a little goofy before...

What situation in your life makes you wish you had some goofy gas?

Ok, I'm getting a little goofy here and I am in no way advocating mind-altering substances.  I just thought this board was getting too boring and thought I'd spice it up!

By the way, do they make portable nitrous containers....???

I'm with you, girl.  Think how much easier it would be to schedule those nasty appointments if you knew you could get a little goofy (legally)!

AMEN Sista!  I say Work - Probably wouldn't get a lot of work done but it would make the work day much more bearable.

Cartoon - When my daughter makes me sit through Dora, Hello Kitty, or some princess movie for the gazillionth time...

OOOh...one more...when my son tries to explain to me what a Bakugan is and all the rules to playing with the wierd looking little pieces of plastic that somehow use a magnet to morph from a ball into a creature....ugh....


I'm really not a bad mom...I swear!

That's too funny!!! But I could used some this coming week-end when I tackle my daughter's room and clean up!!

I LOVE GOOFY GAS!!!  Me too!!!  I know that there are lots of times it would be invaluable.  Like...in about 15 minutes when I go into an account renewal meeting!!!  Last night when I was helping my DH chaparone a dozen students (junior high) at a convention and then they all stayed all night at a hotel in OKC!!!  In June when we have our daughter's wedding.  When I went to court last summer and had to do jury duty.  Wow....we need to see if we can get that stuff in portable bottles like people use for oxygen.  That'd be so sweet!!!

Most people would say I don't need anything because I'm pretty much goofy without it (no comments Debra!!). 

As already well established I am weird!  I HATE goofy gas!  It makes me feel trapped.  Now, Versed- that is another story!

I wish I could tolerate goofy gas.  It would make a lot of live more bearable.  How about when you are on the date from hades and can't wait until you can gracefully escape?  How about when you are trapped in a parent/ teacher meeting that has gone on for WAAAAAAAAAAY  too long?  think it might make bathing suit shopping more bearable?  Nah, probably not enough gas in the world for that!

For bathing suit shopping?  Now that's funny!  And what a great new use for goofy gas!

Or how about when you're preparing your taxes??

Today I needed goofy gas to deal with my 5th graders!  Whew, I know we're getting to the end of the year, but come on kids!  We could use a tank of it right inside my office door and step in and get our lungs full before dealing with them! 

My son is a 5th grader AND he has ADHD....I SOOOO feel your pain!

I love goofy gas! Today would have been the day for me!
You forget to mention to have it when your ex wants a divorce...
or when he comes back after the papers are signed and wants to try it again
or how about when you find out that you car payment is overdue, so is your monthly