My butt fell off!!

OK, so I'm losing this weight and my body starts to change.  Then, underneath all the fat, I find a screw in my belly button!  I unscrew it and my butt falls off!!

Well, not really. 

But my butt has become MIA.  I think it was the first sacrifice to the WLS gods.  I didn't have much of one to begin with.  To quote Jeff Foxworthy, "I'm not sure men are even aware they have a butt until it itches!  If you could get a frog to wear a pair of blue jeans and stand up, that'd be what my butt looks like!"

Sigh....I guess it's time to start working the glutes!

LOL!!!! Sorry Winn for laughing....I couldnt help it...I know my co workers think I am crazy. lol

LaDetra

Interesting how the butt is always the first to go on dudes. 

We missed you at support group last night!

I was tired and we HAD to go to the store.  I may be on a diet but there are others in the house that have to eat!

I'll be there next week, promise!

Jay,

You haven't been taking those vitamins from WW have you?  I swear those things contain a very powerful dose of the powerful drug Noassatall. 

I don't know where it comes from or why they don't list it on the label, but I know that I had the same experience you're describing.  All of a sudden, my butt was gone and my pants were baggy.  It started during the pre-op diet, but, bad news here... it hasn't really stopped yet!

Hang in there, and keep looking for well cushioned seating - you'll be needing it for a while.

John

PS - if you can find any vitamins with Nobellyatall in them, let me know, I need to order up a great big bottle of those!

John, at least you haven't been taking that smartassatall stuff....geez!!!  You guys crack me up.

Don't forget me guys!  I really, really need some Nobellyatall too!  I'm shaped weird for a gal, I guess.  Why can't we target which areas go first?  I guess that would take all the mystery out of it, huh? 

I could use a little less mystery and a little less belly!

I SO relate, guy.  The butt was first to go too.  Good thing baggy pants are in now, because mine bag big time in the butt area.  Thinkin about ya and your tests.  Good luck, Michael

Winne, you crack me up........Wish I could lose some butt.
Emily

Heh heh, heh heh, she said crack.  You know Winne, it shouldn't surprise you that your butt's falling off; it had a crack in it to begin with.