A secret deal.....

Gang....

Nancy got me to thinking about a bit of a rant that i've been torn about....

hair...  yep... that precious piece of us that makes us feel more secure in a world that judges us by how we look before they get to know the suave, masculine, wonderful, sexy....ahem...back on track....

ok  I'm pissed... (excuse my French please).... but somehow unbeknownst to me, my head and my butt have made a secret deal to spite me....

Yes... here's the scoop...  for 35ish years my head was allowed to keep the majority of hair and my backside (butt) remained pretty baby-skin smooth.... however..since I'm only 39, I've noticed...mass migration of hair from my head to me rear-end....  why wasn't I told of such a deal?  I'm not losing hair to WLS.....I'm losing it for the vanity of my rear end....  I've been thinking about  revenge plot..however it could backfire....

If I got a transplant, that would solve the issue.... but then I'd have a butt-fro and then I'd be laughed at.....   ahhhh the humanity!......  can't we just all get along?  I finaly get my belly right and now this.... sacken-frassin' hair thing.....lol...

Ok my rant is over....  I need to meditate or something....I'm sure i'll go and daydream about Italian Creme Cake.....or sweet rum drinks on the next island over....chicken and dumplings....

wink....

T.

You are such a mess! I can honestly say that the 2nd half of your dilemma is a new one on me! It reminded me of my childhood (stay with me, here), when my mother used to urge us to eat our carrots and my father would say, "Don't eat so many carrots because if you do, you'll grow long pointed ears and a fuzzy butt." So...how many carrots have you been eating? :)
Blessings,
Mary

OMG you are a hoot!!!!!! And thats why we love you so much!!!  Sorry to hear that the tail is getting a little too hairy for your liking.... just think of it like this... the smaller we get the easier we get cold.... you have insullation!!!!!!


hugs to ya!

You are so funny!  You always make me laugh! 

I'm sorry about your butt problem!  I can offer advice... WAX!
LOL!  I'd like to be there!  SCREAAMMMM!!!!

T you are so dang funny! why is it that you bring this up right after scott and i had this conversation?.. must be an age then for men..lol.. if you need waxed just give me a call... i would love to wax your ass for you...lmao

love sherrie

You are soooo funny.  I've had a very stressful day so far and you just brought some laughter into my crazy day!!  I can't really relate to the fuzzy rear but I can relate to the hair loss.  I'm still on TPN and although I'm getting nutrition, I think the first couple of months did me in.  I'm losing like crazy.  Maybe I will look okay with short hair!!

Keep up your antics... they help to ease the stress in my life!!

Well, with all of that butt bush, I guess we won't hear the standard WLS complaint of tailbone pain, now will we?

Just for the record, many women find bald or balding men HAWT!

I know that I've heard that as men age they loose hair on top of the head and it blows out their nose and ears.  It seems in your case that you have another place to add to that list!!

Thomas, hubby and I were both howling as I read your post! Thanks for the big laugh. Hubby says welcome to middle age. ; ) He says you haven't fully reached middle age until you have to shave your ears every morning, too.

Maybe your hiney isn't really harrier ... just the hair follicles are closer together since you've lost weight?

I'm sure there must be advantages to having a hairy derrier. ; )

what can I say....I chuckled at everyone's response to my terrible ordeal...... too much fun!  I'm glad I could give a little love and laughter at my pride's loss....hehe...

T.