OT: I still relate

arkman54
on 10/29/08 5:38 am - Fort Smith, AR

This is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Oklahoma :

     If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and
they don't work there, you may live in Oklahoma

      If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you may live in Oklahoma

&nb sp;    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Oklahoma

      If 'vacation' mean`s going anywhere south of Dallas for
the weekend, you may live in Oklahoma

      If you measure distance in hours, you may live in
Oklahoma

      If you say Fixin to, a wa lla go and ya'll because you heard
it from the teacher in school you may live in Oklahoma .

      If you know several people who have hit a deer more
than once, you may live in Oklahoma

      If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked, you may live in Oklahoma

      If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife
kn ows how to use them, you may live in Oklahoma

      If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're
going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live
in Oklahoma

      If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,' you may live
in Oklahoma

      If you see a tornado warning on the television but
don't get too awfully excit ed about it until you actually
SEE it coming toward you, you may live in Oklahoma

      If you actually understand these jokes and forward
them to all your Okie friends & others, you definitely live
in Oklahoma

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

marylaw
on 10/29/08 5:48 am - Winfield, KS

VSG on 11/17/08

Hi, Michael.
It's funny, because several of those apply to me, and I'm a southern girl transplated to Kansas! :)
Blessings,
Mary

"Don't tell God how big your storm is; tell your storm how BIG your God is!"

ObesityHelp Support Group Leader and Support Group Coach

debtfree
on 10/29/08 6:29 am - OK

VSG on 07/02/08

The tornado one's the truth for sure!

190 lbs lost
VSG 07/2008
lower body lift 10/2010
upper body lift 11/2011

Happycat
on 10/29/08 6:57 am - Midwest City, OK

VSG on 05/23/08

And another one- If you have used the furnace and the air conditioner in the same day you may live in Oklahoma!!

I particularly get the part about the tornado!

I have maintained for one year at this point. I am steady at -120 pounds. =)
40 pounds lost pre-op

Emily C.
on 10/29/08 8:49 am - Claremore, OK

RNY on 03/02/09

Thanks for sharing. I got a good chuckle.
Emily

(deactivated member)
on 10/29/08 8:58 am

LOL-and I have had the furnace and the A/C on many times in the same day.

Lisa R.
on 10/30/08 12:47 am - Del City, OK

REALIZE Band on 11/06/08

If you hear a tornado warning and run for your storm chasing vehicle, you may live in Oklahoma.

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kathpf
on 10/30/08 5:06 am - oologah, OK

RNY on 01/12/09

You sound like my husband, he wants to use my old chevy pick up for storm chasing cause it's paid off and hail won't hurt it too bad. Of course he is lamenting that his laptop bit the dust cause he had all of his maps loaded in it LOL

arkman54
on 10/30/08 1:15 am - Fort Smith, AR

RNY on 09/15/08

If I could, I would LOVE being a storm chaser! That is so cool. You know they have storm chaser tour packages you can buy? You get to ride along in a van chasing a tornado. When I get down to goal, I so want to do that.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

fleemore1
on 10/30/08 1:29 am - Harrah, OK

RNY on 03/12/08

You know Michael, that sounds like a goal to work towards and what a reward for yourself. I'm glad that's your dream and not mine (LOL). For me...I'm going on a cruise!!!

This is the ride of my life.....what an amazing tool I now have!!!

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