OT - Hump Day Humor - Obsessions...
OK - this might be a bit off color - but with all the discussions we've had about transfer addictions and such, I thought it was pretty funny.
Have a great day! It's all down hill to the weekend from here!
John
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy.'
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy
by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.'
Have a great day! It's all down hill to the weekend from here!
John
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy.'
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy
by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.'
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Denise,
I would like to come to dinner with you guys (even though the "coloring" thing has me a little nervous) but I doubt that we will make it. With two little ones at home, it's usually after 6:00 by the time I make the day care pick up run and get home.
Maybe one of these months we'll make it.
Thanks for the invite! I have no doubt that there will be scared staff
at Charleston's by the time dinner is over on Friday. 
John
I would like to come to dinner with you guys (even though the "coloring" thing has me a little nervous) but I doubt that we will make it. With two little ones at home, it's usually after 6:00 by the time I make the day care pick up run and get home.
Maybe one of these months we'll make it.
Thanks for the invite! I have no doubt that there will be scared staff
at Charleston's by the time dinner is over on Friday. John
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