Weekend Updates...Not the SNL version either

From the loser's bench to the top of the bar, in a single bound!!!!!!

(I have no idea where that came from, but it was too good not to share). 

As long as y'all don't mind the fact that I am dancin on that bar like a hootchie and doing body shots off of the finest of boys, then it is alllllllllll goooooooooood...

gee here I have a wild dress for dancing went and had my legs and HMM waxed and instead of going dancing tonight I will be at work...I miss all the fun...
While you are out "volunterring" make sure you get a book full of phone numbers..so you can pass them out to the less fortunate men.

Luanne, Lynette -- I guess they both start with an L == I'll get you for that tonight, Sultan !!