OT - ... And then the fight started!

OK - I hope no one is offended - just seemed like everything was a little slow here today and we could probably all use a bit of Wednesday afternoon humor!

John


My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a scale.

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she

kept staring at a drunk man swinging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right

after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'Good Lord!!' I said, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and

slowly the other driver got out of his car.  (You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?)

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well then, which one are you?'

>> > ...And then the fight started...