Gonna Vent (will not cuss except with *(*(*&)some risque talk though

(deactivated member)
on 9/21/08 2:59 am

My neighbors have driven me to the point where I doled out a thousand  bucks to erect a lovely privacy fence across the back of my property.  My loyal parents have pointed out if I didn't have dogs (or I did have a husband) or if I just walked away-I wouldn't have to go to the expense.  (Daddy is 82 and I doubt he ever turned and walked away from someone who was speaking to him as he advised me to do)

WHAT IS THE DEAL?  is there some rule that says property laws do not apply in the case of single women?

Am I truly argumentative for being annoyed?  It's that white male privelege thing that Daddy is completely blind to.  Or just male privelege. 

I am so going to GIRL UP that fence.  Paint a mural on it and turn it into urban art.  Well, the side that faces my yard.  Jed Clampett can pain his side babysh** camo for all I care.

It's not so much the annoying neighbor that has my panties in a wad, it's the attitude that I should just shut up and ignore because it's unseemly to make a fuss.  People may TALK because I put up a big fence, because I dared to be offended by homeless people camping in the backyard, bonfire pits dug in front of gas mains and kids throwing lawn darts at my dogs.  Yes, I'm really a difficult woman to get along with.

The reality is the only panties that will be wadded are the old fart men on the street who will now be disturbed by the fact that I have a bigger fence than THEY do.  Yes, my erection will be higher and harder. 

 

GIRL POWER 

Mrs_P
on 9/21/08 3:18 am - Claremore, OK
You go girl... Sounds like my exact neighbors behind me!!!!  They are so trashy and moochers that's it not even funny...  They know when hubby is here or not (he's a truck driver) and they come over for $$$, rides to town, phone, movies, food, and they are mooching from their family than they come over here to mooch...  One day we will have our privacy fence too...

You go girl, show them what you have.. I am right behind you..
(deactivated member)
on 9/21/08 3:43 am
Honestly-Dallas was a bit too standoffish-I like having a glass of iced tea on the porch with my neighbors sometimes, I really do.  And I really don't care if they want to run butt naked through the yard or whatever-didn't even mind the fire except a city gas main would probably make a big explosion.....I'm a live and let live kind of gal.  But when you start trying to dictate what goes on behind MY fence-I do get my panties in a big old wad.  And when you do things that might endanger my animals or even mess with training I have going on-I get down right riled up about it.
HopefulDiana
on 9/21/08 3:43 am - Oklahoma City, OK
Deb,

You crack me up when you are happy, you crack me up when you are down, you crack me up when you are angry!  Your wit is razor sharp girl!  Your erection sounds like it will be a lot prettier too!  lol  My hubby is a truck driver...never home.  Our next door neighbor puts his downed branches and junk trash in my yard rather than his own...why kill his grass with his trash??  So every time...every day....I move it back to his yard!!  lol  Stick it to em!!!!  And I bet those old fart undies have streak marks!  lmao 

You made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diana


  
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(deactivated member)
on 9/21/08 4:05 am

Well, I am going to put the pretty side of the fence towards my yard-I'm not going to pay good money to look at the backside of the fence.  THEY can look at my backside, cracks and all.

 

Kim J.
on 9/21/08 4:47 am - Claremore, OK
Omgsh!  I am laughing so hard!  Your "Erection will be higher and harder!"  LOL!  I like that one!
You should do what makes you happy and to the rest of them let them have the wadded panties, with the skid marks!  LOL
GlitterGal
on 9/21/08 4:54 am - Edmond, OK
Once again, you prove me right that you are the funniest person on this board!  You are cracking me up!

But don't let those neighbors get to you.  I can't believe some of the things they're doing.  I might could deal with some of it until they start messing with my animals!  That means war!!!

What is that old saying?  High fences make good neighbors?  Or something like that...

Girl Power!!!

okiechic7
on 9/21/08 4:55 am - Bethany, OK
WOW!! You sound like you might be a bit angry.....lol  It is YOUR yard...YOUR fence, YOUR dogs and YOUR life AND YOU are doing it on YOUR own!! I am proud of you!! You do what so many would love the "balls"to do!!  Don't listen to what they are saying...Do just like you are doing....WHAT YOU want!!!  I admire you....I agree...You tickle me to pieces!! Even your bad days are a smile for me!! lol Sorry! lol
Hugs and go get um!!!
Sherry
(deactivated member)
on 9/21/08 5:28 am

Ok, need to quite obsessing about the fence-just all that digging and stuff is rattling the dogs nerves and mine-but not nearly as bad as the new roof last year.  I thought I would go out of my skull-I took the dogs to the kennel, but I had the flu and had no where to go, so pound pound pound pound pound....oi vey.

There is a concrete slab that was randomly under the fence-not a pipe, not a gas main-a concrete slab.  I just had the awful thought that it might be a grave-there is a graveyard a few blocks away and I wonder if this part may have formerly been.  Too bad, so sad, we are drilling a hole and putting a fence pole there and any dead bones are just gonna have to move over (to Jed's side of the fence).  The current houses have been here since the 50's and I have no idea what was here before that, but apparently it involved a concrete slab.

My other thought was that it is an old derelict bomb shelter.  I have one in my yard-not a cellar, and old fashioned two room bomb shelter, complete with escape hatch and sump pump.

 

What would really be neat is if Saul dug up a T-Rex bone...but most likely he'll just put the fence up and nothing more will happen.

HopefulDiana
on 9/21/08 5:39 am, edited 9/21/08 5:40 am - Oklahoma City, OK



HERE'S A FUNNY FOR YOU DEB.....HE HE HE


  
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