I'm in love and I'm getting married....whoa...

  That's right ladies....I'm in love with a girl that some of you have seen...  her name is Megan Fox.  She's my lusty desire   and well, umm...I'm getting married to her...

There's only one problem...  umm....she's not answering my calls and when I email her..umm...something must be wrong with the address that I have for her....and stuff...

She does need to gain a few pounds before I'd be really happy, but hey I'm flexible and stuff, so if any of you know her or one of her cousins, tell her that the love of her life is trying to call her..... yea, yea, that's the ticket....  I knew when she was making the Transformers movie that she was the best replacement for the "other"girl i was due to marry... Jessica Alba...but she like got all married to someone else...i don't think she got my messages either...for real and stuff...anyway, i'm over Jessica....

hmm.. sure hope she's cool with me having lots of "lady-friends"....oh surely she would be...hehe

Anyway, I'll just wait by the phone...  see you gals later!

T.

Cowboy.....um....there are blow up dolls that you can adjust their size and all.....lol I will try though to find out some avenues to reach her for you....Have you checked her "MY SPACE" Everyone who is anyone is on there???  Be patient...Maybe one of these delightful women will know someone who knows someone who is slightly related to her! Hang in there!   Sherry!
Aren't you glad there are cell phones and you don't have to wait long....oh and call forwarding too!! lol  Love ya T.
Sher

You made me look!!!! 

When George Clooney calls me maybe we can have a double ceremony.

OH Thomas! you made me laugh, thanks I needed that today.  ((((hugs)))))

Well, Miss Megan will be getting herself one randy pirate!  Lucky girl! 

Oh, and do you think she knows Mario Lopez?  Cuz I sure would like to look him over up close and personal!  (and stuff!)

 OOH JOHNNY DEPP FOR ME PLEASE!! MAN I WOULD LIKE TO LICK HIM UP ONE SIDE AND DOWN THE OTHER! WHOO I BETTER COOL OFF, I'M AT WORK!!

Johnny is pretty hot.  Weird, but hot!  You're cracking me up with the licking thing...!

So I guess I better take back the wedding dress I bought.....and call the florist....not to mention the preacher.......DANG IT! Thomas I just knew you were going to sweep me off my feet and we would live happily ever after....you know one of those may/december relationships. I mean ...one of those may/august relationships.

Anyway I hope you and Megan Fox(air brushed) are very happy!


 LOVE YA
Cheryl