NSV-I found a man who loves the dishwasher!

Unfortunately he can't load it (he's a parrot).  Oliver the parrot gets all cooy and lovey over the sound of the dishwasher...but if you ever feel unappreciated, I'll loan him to you.

Seriously, he has his country and western CD playing AND the dishwasher running in the background, and if he were any happier, he'd explode.

Deb that is a sight I would die to see.  I bet you could get on America's Funniest Home Videos with that hehe.

I knew that sounded too good to be true !!

I actually love doing dishes....but I prefer doing them by hand over the dishwasher

I can't say I like the dishwashing as much as wolfie.  I'd rather just get a couple of paper plates and grab a sandwich (without bread of course) or a small salad and have a beach picnic and throw everything away to go hit the water.

I've never liked regular dishes, too much bother.  Save time with nice paper chinet and throw them out and go back to doing something more fun....hehe.....

I do need a parrot however....  a pirate without a parrot doesn't have an "extra' way of striking up fun conversation with the lady-folk.....hehehe

T.

Thomas I could imagine you losing your ability to talk and then training a parrot to talk for you, LOL.  You would be like that one guy on Pirates of the Carribbean.  LOL

Dan,

I'd have to teach him how to speak in that broken pirate voice and say "argh, I've come for ye booty, but I'll also take ye chest" 

Arg...hehehehe....oh crud....argh...

T.

Oooo..I am SO with Oliver!  I get all ooey gooey on the inside when I hear the dishwasher running, knowing I DIDN'T LOAD IT!  You should see me when the DH fires up the vaccuum.  I'd tell you all about it, but this is the WRONG board..puuurrrr

I have been married, but the only man who ever loaded dishes or did my laundry for me was gay.....which is one of the reasons why I'm no longer married.

What a great post - I love it!  I would love to see your birdie and Moon, of course!  Weird that he likes the dishwasher but, hey, whatever floats your boat!  (wonder what he thinks of disco music?)