WAY...OT just a few goals I would like to accomplish....

The inner working of your mind Thomas....I can only imagine what a slide show it would be if we could just open your cranium.

My goal are changing every day. I can almost feel this shift in my thoughts these days.
Instead of
IF I EVER LOSE WEIGHT MAYBE I CAN........

NOW IT IS
 
First things first...very vain of me but here it is. I am gonna upgrade my headlights, no low beam allowed. Not sure what size but maybe someone will help with that desicon ( woohoo) ...and parts niped and tucked that have not seen the light of day for decades.

Travel to Spain again...OMG the men there are NOT to be believed. Some times I would just stop in my tracks and stare. The images are burned into my brain of the beautiful faces, tight bods and oh damn...


I want to put unicorns on the protected species list...sorry Thomas
Hey this is a start but you can see where my mind is today. Oh yeah...spending more time on the beach with sexy younger cabana boys at my beck and call. I don't want to run the risk of being board. LOL

Cheryl 



 

..at the risk of sounding like the ***** of babylon...can I have one of your Spainards with the beautiful faces, tight bod..and a big ol OH DAMN...and a few cabana boys, too???  I am SURE I'll behave, and we can talk about tetas ALL day...lol

ahh!!! what is life without a few risks? AND sure I will share. I have never been that greedy.

Okay...i've got some goals too. :) First, let me just say that cheryl is my hero and i want everything she wants!!! lol I'm all about some cabana boys feeding me rubbing me down..........with sunscreen, of course. ;) Or...I guess if they just feel like rubbing me down, I'd be okay with that too. Not gonna complain here!!!

Now, onto my actual list of goals:

Numero Uno: I want to go for a weekend  to an undisclosed location possibly with an undisclosed being and do undisclosed things. I just want to get away and do some things and not have to worry about ANYTHING for a few days and if i can get someone to go with me...SWEET!!! lol

Numero Dos: I still want to go sky diving!!!!!

Numero Tres: I can't stop thinking about those cabana boys!!!

:) Okay...I've got to go search for one right now!

Love you guys!!!!!

Liz

OH THOMAS, YOU AND YOUR PANTY RAIDS!!MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHER AND SEND YOU ALL OF OUR BIG GIRL PANTIES!! HAHAHA!!

I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A NOSE LIKE SAMANTHA ON BEWITCHED SO I COULD MAKE THINGS HAPPEN IMMEDIATELY. I WOULD TWINKLE OR TWITCH MY NOSE AND ALL THE EXCESS WEIGHT WOULD BE GONE JUST LIKE THAT(SNAPS HER FINGERS)

I KNOW MONEY DOESN'T MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND(OR DOES IT) BUT I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO DO ANYTHING ME OR MY FAMILY WOULD LIKE WHENEVER WE LIKED.

I WOULD BE ON A PLANE TO HAWAII WITH MY WHOLE FAMILY! YEAH MY WHOLE FAMILY. I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A VACATION WITH MOM,DAD,BROTHER AND MY HUSBANDS FAMILY.

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME TO FIND ONE OF THOSE CABANA BOYS. I HAVE DREAMED OF HAVING ONE THEM FOR OH SO LONG. I DON'T EVEN NEED A CABANA JUST HIM. OR A POOL BOY BUT I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE THE POOL TO GO ALONG WITH THAT.

Thomas, you want to mount your unicorn while your jackalope watches??? What does HE have to say about that?

Anyway, some of mine:


1. Go to law school at the evil school down south (just kiddin') and move back home to take over the practice of the only attorney in Roger Mills County.

2. Retire from teaching....soon.

3. Have the guts & bucks to have plastic surgery so I have more conifdence in my bikini.  Full body lift including the girls! Up, girls, up!

4. Kidnap David Cassidy and keep him in my spare bedroom ready to play at will. (The 70's version).

5. Help Kim with her laser on Mario.

6. Endure the pain of shoe and clothes shopping since my feet have shrunk, too. Oh the agony!

7. Get all of the books on my "To be Read" shelf read.

Sorry about the hijack Cowboy---I get carried away when it comes to Mario!!!

My main goal---actually it's a wish---would be to turn back time.  I have so many regrets and so many things I wish I could do over and do differently.