WAY...OT just a few goals I would like to accomplish....
My friends.... a few people wonder what it is that someone does after they move to the islands and accomlish what they wanted after working really hard for 20 years and I've come up with a few goals that I thought were just my cup of tea. This might help break up some of your monotanous day, but hey, I'm a guy and this is how we think...
1. I want to go hunting unicorns... I never liked them anyway and I want to mount one next to my "jackalope" collection.
2. I want to be stranded on an island with lots of ladies who are male-friendly and who are generally happy with one another....(no psychos in my group of girls please), and of course, clothing is always optional depending on the level of sunshine...
3. I want the ability to stop time since it would make "panty raids" so much easier....dammit, it could happen.
4. I would like to party with Bill Clinton and get him smashed just to have him tell me that he had "relatons" with that girl.
5. I would contact the makers of "victoria's secret" to make stuff that fits "real girls with real curves" so that it would enhance my viewing enjoyment.
6. Lastly, I wish I could afford to take all of my close knit WW family with me to hang out in the islands cuz I'm gonna miss you so much.
You have your own goals? Spill them.... inquiring minds want to know about your foolish and childish ways.... hehe.. oh man! I almost forgot....just like all boys, I also want lasers to shoot outta my eyes....
T.
1. I want to go hunting unicorns... I never liked them anyway and I want to mount one next to my "jackalope" collection.
2. I want to be stranded on an island with lots of ladies who are male-friendly and who are generally happy with one another....(no psychos in my group of girls please), and of course, clothing is always optional depending on the level of sunshine...
3. I want the ability to stop time since it would make "panty raids" so much easier....dammit, it could happen.
4. I would like to party with Bill Clinton and get him smashed just to have him tell me that he had "relatons" with that girl.
5. I would contact the makers of "victoria's secret" to make stuff that fits "real girls with real curves" so that it would enhance my viewing enjoyment.
6. Lastly, I wish I could afford to take all of my close knit WW family with me to hang out in the islands cuz I'm gonna miss you so much.
You have your own goals? Spill them.... inquiring minds want to know about your foolish and childish ways.... hehe.. oh man! I almost forgot....just like all boys, I also want lasers to shoot outta my eyes....
T.
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain. " 
Can a GOAL be to provide every MALE with a brain for at least one of the heads that they were provided??? (sorry - not really man bashing but come on - REALLY??? are you kidding?) Someone remind me - WHY am I dating again?? ROFLMAO!!!
okay - so there are a FEW out there that have been blessed...... we won't name names though.....
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lol I just know there has got to be some good ones out there somewhere , we just havent located them .... yet
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