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I bought two big bottles of sugar free syrup at Jave Daves-and dropped on bottle on my foot in the driveway (the almond rocca).  When I went to pull the bottle out of my foot (yeah, part of it stuck there) I cut my thumb to the bone.

While I was standing there cussing, the aroma hit me so I dipped my finger in the puddle and gave it a taste (it was good).  Then I saw my neighbor standing out in her driveway watching me and I realized the bottles looked a lot like vodka......and THAT cracked me up.

I checked the bottle of coconut (it was fine) and resisted the urge to shout over "It's syrup...." because I don't really care much for those folks anyway.

So, now I have two new scars AND a racy reputation.

Go in turn the music up real loud and just let them wonder!! That is so much more fun!! haha...What a vision....Ok I forgot, I'm sorry about your foot and your finger....but still laughing so damn hard!! Sherry

Congratulations on your racy reputation!  So all in all, it was a great day! 

Nice Job. I thought I was the only one that did stuff like that. Ouch is right.

LOL-I have such a history with glass and my feet.  I stopped a glass removal surgery mid surgery once because I was going to Mexico the next week, and by the time I got back I ended up in the hospital with half my foot pad removed.  I still don't keep glass ice tea glasses in my house-it's plastic....and I DO wear shoes, but the stupid bottle hit the top of my foot and yeah, I was in flip flops.

Oh well, those people don't like me either-they pretty much stay away from me ever since I went strolling down the street with one of the pythons.  What's funny (to me) is he was a small one-they'd have died if they'd seen Bette....LOL. 

 

In my neighborhood your python would have attracted lots of attention- but the good kind!  The kids would have loved you!  We have lots of kids in our neighborhood. Sorry about your thumb.  Did you go get some stitches? Is the Java Dave's stuff better than DaVinci's syrups?  I bought some more at Sam's today. Denise

I just got to lick the almond roca-but it was tasty.  I had the cocunut in some chocolate protein pudding tonight, and I was either really hungry or it was really  really good. I'm going to go online and try to find smaller bottles though.  Java Dave sells Torani brand....they had some wild flavors like cheesecake-I'm going to see if they are available in sugar free.

Would anyone like to go in halfsies on a few flavors if I can't find smaller bottles?  I'm sure they'd pour up fine in another glass bottle. 

 

Bless your heart! No telling what shape you would now be in if it had been Vodka!!! : ) I hope you heal quickly. Did you get stitches, glued, or taped? 

Just bandaids-I don't want stitches in the top of my foot and don't think they can stitch a thumb.  It bled a quite a bit, but as soon as I sat down, relaxed, put foot up in the recliner it stopped.  Bleeding is good though-cleans out the wound (always look for the silver lining).

SNAKE. ARE YOU SERIOUSsome reminder me to NEVER go to her house.  I had WLS to save my life, not end it