RUTH

Crickett_1
on 6/9/08 7:56 am - Oklahoma City, OK

As promised, here is your list:


Your weight loss =

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant's heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant's penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World's Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she's 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she's 5'4")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

For example, a loss of 128 pounds means you've lost almost a newborn giraffe or:
(10) dozen large eggs
(4) dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
(2) Chihuahuas
(2) Guinea pigs
****lephant penis
(1) average 2-year-old
(1) human head
(1) rack baby back ribs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeJ-uIonwvE My Weight loss story 

  
nickelgirl22
on 6/9/08 8:01 am - Holdenville, OK
I love it, I love it, I love it!!!  ROFL!

Total Loss: 137 lbs

DianaB.
on 6/9/08 8:51 am - Edmond, OK
Yay!!! Yippee!!! I'm so excited!  I've lost a microwave!  Thanks for the informative stuff!  I can't wait till I've lost a newborn calf!   diana
Happycat
on 6/9/08 9:10 am - Midwest City, OK
I can't believe I have been carrying around a baby giraffe for so long!  No wonder I have been tired at night!  I am down to a baby horse!  Somehow that doesn't sound any better! Thanks, Rita! Denise
I have maintained for one year at this point.  I am steady at -120 pounds.  =)
40 pounds lost pre-op    
rroberts
on 6/9/08 11:50 am - Oklahoma City, OK
Okay folks - here is a rundown on MY personal WLS journey!!!

60 pounds = an elephant's penis

44 pounds = an elephant's heart

31 pounds = Grandson Colben on 1st birthday 6/7/08

24 pounds = Granddaughter Julia and 1st birthday 6/7/08

16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain

11 pounds = an average housecat

1 pound = a Guinea Pig

= 187 marvelous pounds LOST FOREVER!!!!

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Happycat
on 6/9/08 12:19 pm - Midwest City, OK
Ruth, you are sneaking up on that goal weight fast!  You must be staying away from the evil carbs!  Good work! Denise
I have maintained for one year at this point.  I am steady at -120 pounds.  =)
40 pounds lost pre-op    
Wolf-N- Boots
on 6/9/08 12:33 pm - Tulsa, OK
Well since I am a country boy........ I have lost...  5 racks of baby back ribs 1 truck tire 1 bale of hay Sounds like a western cookout dont it?
HopefulDiana
on 6/9/08 12:55 pm, edited 6/9/08 12:56 pm - Oklahoma City, OK
I am a dog lover...so...I have lost an Irish Setter, 4 chihuahuas, and (food porn)  sweet, decadent, sinful, melt in your mouth...lick off your fingers 3.5 pounds of Krispy Kreme donuts.


  
ONEDERLAND!!!! FINALLY!!!!  WHOOOO HOOOOO!

Wolf-N- Boots
on 6/9/08 2:58 pm - Tulsa, OK
I hope that one day, many years out and UNDER my goal weight, I will be able to eat at least a bite or two of a hot from the fryer Krispy Kreme plain ol glazed doughnut.  Sorry I couldnt resist.
sherrie T.
on 6/9/08 6:55 pm - CLAREMORE, OK
This list cracked me up.  dan, krispie creams are gross!
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