Food Porn- Sadness

When I clicked on this I knew it was a bad idea.....my mouth is watering! AND I am starving!!!  How am I expected to lose a 60 pound penis and see this porn at the same time!!!  HA

Morgan, you might want to clarify the penis statement....It is possible many readers could read your post and wonder....1. Is she a large male  or what?  Having the same goal of losing a penis size amount of lbs (thanks to our little friend and her penis Lb. insight) I fully understand the statement. How strange that I got rid of a 200 lb "penis" a few years ago and now the subject is poping back up on here in a different way..... I actually think I would like to think of the little pouch filled with mango, banana and carmel and fried to an ever so yummy crisp texture doused in......Ok I'm done. Cowboy please refrain from graphically describing your food porn!  haha  Thank you! Sherry

Alright Morgan  You own me a new computer seeing how my Crystal light came spewing out of my nose when i read your post.  Warn someone who is at work will ya

You are a PORN KING!!!  You evil guy, you!   Sounds like Nirvana in a wonton wrapper. I can't see any reason you can't enjoy in moderation after surgery.  Food will have less of a hold over you after surgery.  I know- it seems impossible, but it is true!  I have bought, served, and handled the leftovers from pepperoni pizzas- without so much as licking my fingers!  I was feeding my roofers.  The only thing I have been around that still bothered my was Italian cheese bread.  I made they guys keep it outside.  Once I couldn't smell it anymore I was fine.  And I have a gorgeous new roof! See you in OK soon!  I guess you will get a surgery date tomorrow?

Denise

you made me drool on myself and I dont even like raspberry

well i should tell yougirls that I found out that I saved a marriage earlier by letting out a SUPER SIMPLE recipe for some special bread that came in handy for a lady that no longer cooked for her family based on a "family meal instead of a WLS meal"  so TOMORROW... I'll be posting that bread for those of you who will eat like 2 bites of it and then serving the rest of their family the remains of the meal.  You don't have to work hard to acheive this type of bread....it's fo****ia bread....no neading, no slaving over the stove...just easy bread that most people will die to eat....  I serve it to special guests who pay 3 grand a week to stay in one of my villas and they would pay big to have the recipe and just think..you gals get it for free.... Anyone else want it??? T.

Well since I haven't had my surgery yet....I can still cram bread in my face....Good bread is a weakness for me.....I'd love it!!   In return I'd be happy to hand out to anyone, the recipe for my Chicken Cheesecake....yes that's right it's Chicken and it's not dessert. The beef version is the one that won the "Made in Oklahoma" contest but I like the chicken the best.  Guests pay 3 grand a week???? Wow!!! Now that is a vacation! My idea for a vacation is driving to Ft. Smith to see my sister or to Dallas to visit my daughter...and on a good year, my son flys me out to see he and his family in CA.! I think it's wonderful that people can go to places others dream of. It is really a blessing that so many take for granted!  Ok back to food...yes, bring on the recipe and thank you for being one of the males who offers a manly view to this board! It really does help! Sherry

Hey bro I love to cook too!!! (yes I know my girlfriend got a keeper didn't she?) You better send that recipe my way too, lol.  I am actually trying to think of something to fix for our first at home dinner date this Friday that we would both be able to eat and enjoy.  If anyone has any good ideas THAT ARENT CHICKEN, let me know.  Not that I dont like chicken but i have ate so much of it lately I need something different.

Are you kidding me? Cold shower, please!!! Ugh! That sounds AMAZING...EVERY BIT OF IT!!! You certainly know how to describe that amazing little treat...