5 Things I Love About The Liquid Stage

1)  I am saving a fortune on dental floss! 2)  My Waterpik is no longer unearthing great gobs of stuff I could swear I never ate! 3)  Ketosis breath!  Put it to work!  I stripped the varnish off an entire armoire this morning with just my breath! 4)  No pesky grocery shopping required!  This leaves me lots of time for Little Caesars, McDonalds, and Taco Bell commercials! 5)  I'm losing lots of pounds and my body is changing!!!! But seriously folks, I'm going to make it!  Only 3 days to go and I'm no longer cranky!  My body has finally given up on getting fed ever again!

You are too funny. I am glad you can find humor in your liquid diet. I'm afraid I'll get too close to my liquor cabinet when I start mine. See Dr. B again on 7-7, have been having lots of fun tests like Pulmonary, Colonoscopy and Cardiac clearance. I have been trying to enjoy the Medifast food line (yea right) but have found only one product I like. Hope you enjoy the mushies. Take care, Cindy

Much good luck to you on your weight loss surgery journey.  It has been great so far for me!  Mushies will make it better though!  Your surgery will be here before you know it!  Keep posting so we know how you're progressing! Kim

Hey, I want to take down some wallpaper in my house....are you and your ketosis breath available???  lol   I think we all went through CRANKY!  In fact, my husband was so cranky that the kids hid in their rooms and I pretty much followed suit....don't talk to the cranky man or he will bite your head off!!!  We used the word cranky so much that it has now been banned from the family vocabulary by my DH.  Now we say "edgy"   Is that really so much better than cranky???????  lol  You just won't believe how good your mushy food is going to taste.   Like Heaven!!!!  Hang in there!!

You are too funny Glitter Gal!!!! Only you would find humor in the liquid stage! Three more days!!! See it wasn't so bad after all!

Just so you aren't confused - I still think the liquid stage SUCKS OUT LOUD!!!

OMG... you make me laugh!  After reading all of this it sounds like everything I went through when I did Atkins.... Anyway, I think you're a blessing! T.

Thanks Cowboy!  Right back at 'cha! 

Kim this was priceless, lol.  I was an absolute a-hole during my liquid stage.  God I hated it.  5 things I liked however.... 1) I didnt have to buy groceries. 2) I lost a boatload of weight during that time 3) I got to b*tch at Ruth daily and drive her insane 4) My mom felt so sorry for me and waited on me hand and foot 5) I learned how much I love Crystal Light Lemonade

Hey at least he just GOT to b*tch at me and didn't call me one!!!  Well he may have done that too but I was too far away to hear him!!  LOL I wish I could REMEMBER my liquid stage!!!  Yep too long ago and oh so very far away!!! One day YOU won't remember it either!!  I am sure of it!!