You know you have had WLS when.....

"I have a date" doesn't mean you are going out. - "I'm a loser" is a good thing. - "Welcome to the other side" does not mean you have died. - You love the taste of Chewable Centrum Rug Rats Vitamins or biting the head off of Wilma. - When the word lap has nothing to do with a strip club!! - When it's not Vikings vs. Bears but lap vs. open! - When "No, I couldn't eat another bite" really has a deeper meaning! - When you have to prove you are you on your license! - When Saying you're" open" doesn't mean your gay! - When you run you don't hear a flapping noise.....oh wait you still do.....but at least you are running! - Vitamins and calcium feel like a meal. - You've lost 100 pounds, and someone who hasn't seen you in a while says, "Did you change your hair?" - When you bend over and see daylight through your thighs. - You can cross your legs! - When you walk by a mirror and say to yourself "Who is that?" - When the Sharpei you pass on the street reminds you of someone you know....Yourself! ! - When your hand will fit in the Pringles can again, but you don't want any. - When the thought of an “all you can eat” buffet makes you want to throw up! - No more cracked toilet seats! - When your spandex shorts are used for “jogging,” and not merely used as an anti-chaffing device. - People who know you are concerned that you are working out too much. - Running into old flames, and saying "Do I know you?" - You look forward to flirting with the new cute phlebotomist at your doctor's office. - You turn on the morning show just to see Al Roker! - You are actually bold enough to not only admit your weight, but post it on the internet! - When you call Lane Bryant and cancel your credit card. - You have to start putting your name in your underwear again because you get them mixed up with your kids. - People stop asking you to bring something to the pot lucks because they know you will only bring a salad. - When you spend more time reading product labels for protein and carb content than you do reading any books. I copied this from the Texas board - thought it was funny!!! -Sandy

What a hoot!....i liked this

I love it I love it!!!! Tressa

That is totally awesome!  I needed a smile this morning! T

That's pretty good!

That is great.  I found myself nodding my head as I read each one!

Absolutely Fabulous! I'm going to print it and hang it on the fridge!  It will remind me that all is well, each and every day!  Thanks so much for the great humorous and inspirational  note today! Karen

Sandy, I especially liked this one " You have to start putting your name in your underwear again because you get them mixed up with your kids".     I'm having that problem right now between mine and my daughter's underwear.    Never did I think I'd have that problem  !!! Loretta

Very funny!