cute joke
I hope that I don't offend anyone with this joke....My dad sent it to me today and I laughed....I hope it will put a smile on someone else's face today.....
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his
wedding anniversary.
His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something
in the driveway that goes from
0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
Next morning the wife found a small package in the
driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for
Saturday at 1:00 PM.
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