i DUMPED

The worse and most embarrassing moment of my life. You all are talking about gas so I thought it approprate to tell this God awful story,. Monday morning my two daughters,35 and 25 went to Costco. I hadn't had 1 thing to eat yet because we were going to brunch afterward.I didn't even have a sample or anything to drink. No pain ,felt great , and here it came. A total blowout and I didnt make it to the bathroom. I ran in the stall and the smell was more than I could bare. Let alone everyone who came in the bathroom/.I heard more horrible comments and of course from every child who came in. People were making so many comments, I was so damned embarrassed. I finally said after about 20 people who commented, I am so sorry I am sick,can someone please get my girls. Finally my daughter came in and went to buy me some pants,at a tune of 50.00. I didnt care at all.I just ran to my car totally humiliated. I dont know what caused it. I was totally caught off guard. Can anyone top this story? Thank goodness I can laugh today but it will be a while before I see Costco anytime soon lol.Cindy

Cindy, You poor dear! I had one incident 3 weeks after surgery, and it caught me off guard. I was at bingo with my mom and had a small cup of coffee (because I had been craving something hot) well the coffee had caffeine in it and I didn't think the small amount I had would affect me, boy was I wrong. About 5 minutes after I drank it I started to feel really bad, just tired and achy, then it hit me. I got up in the middle of a game and litterally ran to the restroom. I didn't even care what was in my path I just ran! I made it just in time. But that was the weirdest thing ever. I do have another story! Exactly 10 years ago my mother had open heart surgery and the Dr's put her on all kinds of meds. One med was to keep the fluid from building up around the heart (water pill). Well, several months after her surgery she was getting around a little better and my mom had went to the mall with my sister (my sister was still in high school) to just walk around and shop a little. My mom and sister walked into a store and my mom told my sister she didn't feel well and she felt like she needed to go to the restroom. But, before my mom could get to the restroom (she still couldn't move to quick) she went all over herself right there in front of everyone, she and my sister were so embarassed. They went to the car immediately but only to leave a trail the entire way. To this day my mom takes a change of clothes with her everywhere she goes. BTW she quit taking those meds right away(with the consent of the doctor). Josie-30

I haven't experienced this yet but I know sometime somewhere it'll happen. I do have a story about my son he's 23 now but a couple of years ago he and some friends were walking thru sears and he felt sick all of a sudden and ran to their bathroom. He knew he wasn't going to make it so he ran to a washer and threw up in it! He turn around and left the store quickly employees saw him do it so they had maintenance take care of things but he's never been back to sears Denise

The same people again are slim. We were at Speghetti Wharehouse in Akron, My oldest son had a very bad habbit of eating really fast. Well needless to say what went in came right back out next to a table that had just been served their plate of speghetti, could of picked it right up off the floor. So now when we go, 2 empty bags are put in my pocket or grandma's. Has happend at colden corall as well. Just smile, and apologize. But I am so happy to hear that you able to laugh now about it. Might be able to return the 50.00 jeans. Just a thought.

Cindy, I am so sorry that you dumped, Its a coincidence that yesterday decided to be the day for it for me as well. I hadnt even come close to it yet. But a little sugar free ice cream caught me off guard. Luckily I was home when it happened or I might of made a spectable of myself as well. But the gas I was passing afterwards was enough to peel the wallpaper off the walls. LOL I am so happy to see you here posting again. I have missed you sooooo much. I am doing great and see my surgeon on Monday. I cant wait to see what I am on his "Official Scales". I got the ultimate compliment yesterday. A friend of mine asked me if I had planned on losing anymore and I said 30-40 pounds and the ladies in the group gasped NOOOOOO!! You shouldnt lose over 15 pounds more tops. You just need to firm up your tummy if anything. DUH.. I have had 5 c sections, and a hyesterectomy and now lost almost 140 pounds. Things are bound to be a little saggy and baggy there. But its a wonder what a good girldle will do to hold that in place. I hope you are doing well other than your dumping incident. After mine yesterday I went to bed and slept through the worst of it. And I still dont know what I ate that caused it. I didnt attempt anything new, or add anything greasy or sweet to the recipe. I guess it was National Dumping Day!!! I Love you and miss you a bunch.. So stick around.. Your posts always make me smile. Hugs, Miss Laura

I always wear a girdle now hoping it will suppport me thru my weight loss. My fingers are crossed. But I know I will more than likly need the tt. I am working on my arms and legs are looking great from walking. So I am looking at a breast lift and maybe a tt Take Care \ Barb