OT??? MY BOOBIE SONGS

OK, SO YOU ALL KNOW I'M NUTS, HERE'S WHAT I LIE IN BED DOING INSTEAD OF SLEEPING: (HELPS IF YOU'RE A MEMBER OF MY GENERATION OR OLDER, TO KNOW THE TUNES THAT IS) TO MISTY: LOOK AT THESE, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 44 DOUBLE D'S THEY USE TO BE SO FIRM AND SO ROUND NOW THEY DRAG THE GROUND I TRIP ON 'EM EVERY TIME I SNEEZE. I WEAR ONLY SLACKS OUT EVERYWHERE I GO CAUSE MY BOOBIES STICK OUT UNDER A SKIRT I'D LIKE THEM UP OFF OF MY THIGH'S FOR A CHANGE AND BACK UP ONTO MY CHEST WHEN I IRON, I TIE THEM IN A KNOT BEHIND MY BACK I WANT THEM BACK UP WHERE THEY BELONG AND NOT TIED TO MY KNEES I GET MISTY REMEMBERING MY OLD 44 DOUBLE D'S TO HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGY IN THE WINDOW: HOW MUCH ARE THOSE BOOBIES IN THE PICTURE AND A TUMMY TUCK AND ARMS AND LEGS I WISH I'D WIN THE LOTTERY AND GET A NEW VERSION OF ME TO HEY BIG SPENDER (?) THE MINUTE I LOST HALF OF ME (BUMP BUMP) I COULD SEE I NEEDED PLASTIC SURGERY HEY PLASTIC SURGEON, hey plastic surgeon WORK YOUR MIRACLES ON ME TO MR. SANDMAN: DEAR PLASTIC SURGEON, GIVE ME SOME BOOBIES MAKE THEM THE REAL PERKY AND FIRM AND SMOOTH PUT THEM BACK UP WHERE THEY USE TO BE AND MAKE THEM BACK TO MY OLD 44 DOUBLE D'S DOCTOR, I'M SO ASHAMED I'M TIRED OF TIEING THEM TO MY KNEES SO PLEASE DOCTOR IF YOU WOULD PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY 44 DOUBLE D'S NOW MY SECRET IS OUT, I'M NUTS!!! HOPE YOU LIKED MY TUNES!!! HUGS AND LOVE, SUSIE

I am so hysterical. I also know all the songs and sang them out loud. My husband thinks I am a nut case singing to a computer. I do things just like you and sing in my bed. You should be a song writer. You can go on Oprah. Maybe Dr. C will join you. He is in a band you know,lol....Cindy

NO I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS IN A BAND!!! HOW GREAT IS THAT??? HE'S CUTE TO BOOT!!! I'LL HAVE TO JOIN HIM AND SING SOME OF MY BOOBIE SONGS ON STAGE!!! ME ON OPRAH, NOW, THAT'S A HOOT!!! NIGHT!!! HUGS, SUSIE

Susie Q Your a nut but you make my day often. lol Tammy O :thusmbsup:

I'M A NUT, YOU'RE A NUT, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE A NUT TOO???? NOW, WHERE'D THAT COME FROM???? THANKS, I LOVE BEING CALLED NUTS!!! KEEPS ME SANE - I THINK - - - - HUGS, SUSIE

OK What did one saggy boob say to the other If we don't get some support soon people will think we're nuts

Love it LOL

YOU GOT A WINNER THERE, WINNER NOT WEINER !!!!! CUTE!!! HEY, WAIT A MIN, I SAID I WAS NUTS, DOES THIS MEAN SOMETHING I'M NOT AWARE OF YET?????? THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!! HUGS, SUSIE