OT - THE TODDLER'S RULES
THE TODDLER'S RULES
* If it is on, I must turn it off.
* If it is off, I must turn it on.
* If it is folded, I must unfold it.
* If it is liquid, it must be shaken then spilled.
* If it is solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
* If it is high, it must be reached.
* If it is shelved, it must be unshelved.
* If it is pointed, it must be run with full speed.
* If it has leaves, they must be picked.
* If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
* If it is tra**** must be removed, inspected and thrown
on the floor.
* If it is closed, it must be opened.
* If it does not open, it must be screamed at.
* If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
* If it is a pen or pencil, it must write on refrigerator,
monitor, TV or table.
* If it is full, it will be more interesting empty.
* If it is empty, it must be more interesting full.
* If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.
* If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
* If it is a paper, it must be torn.
* If it has switches, they must be pressed.
* If the volume is low, it must go high.
* If it is a bug, it must be swallowed. If it doesn't stay
on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor.
* If it is not food, it must be tasted.
* If it is food, it must not be tasted.
* If it is dry, it must be made wet.
...LOVE IT....Pam
I can add one.
If there are scissors you must cut your hair...
this happened yesterday. My 10 year old stepson who has CP and isn't able to talk (gets his point across most times) decided he needed a trim. Needless to say Dad took him to the Kids Hair CUt place last night to get him shaped up. Not much to do to the spot in back where he got a bit close to the scalp. He is a hoot. He was upset when he realized what he had done and how it looked. Hopefully that was the first and last time.
He is still a cutie and my best guy.
Hugs
Vicki in Indy
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