Bear with me for one off topic chuckle
When my now ex and I were in the early stages of the separation he was dragging his feet picking up a huge trash bag full of his undies. One evening I was having anger issues and felt like I needed a release and some giggles. So I took a permanant marker and wrote his name on all of his fruit of the looms and loaded up the car. I drove with all the windows in the car down and where ever I decided to I just heaved a pair out the window. I laughed so hard I about wet my pants. I had my favorite music on the radio, laughing and throwing all my anger at him with each pair I tossed out.. I came around a corner and flung a pair out, and it just so happened to land on the windshield of one of our local police officers. He just said " Howdy Mam" and gave me a smile and a wink. I finished my duties and went home. The next morning it was the talk of the town and my ex and I sat down over coffee and talked it out. WE still laugh about it to this day.. It was first and last Fruit of the Looming this town has ever seen.
Laura
Laura,
You're giving me ideas! Hey if you think of any more please share. My hubby had an affair two years ago. I told his favorite Uncle who happens to be a priest. Father Bob invited my hubby over and had to face the wrath of God. My hubby is also from a huge family of 15 kids. I'm from a family of 8 children. Father Bob did me a favor by telling his brother, Don's dad, who in turn told everyone else in the family. After my surgery and I'm looking great I'm gonna give that "****" he had the affair with a piece of my mind. Then I'm going to live a very good life. Luann
How Great! With my ex-husband, when we first split up he was in the Army reserves. He had gotten his orders in for his annual 2 week drill. I took his orders and shredded them, put them back into the envelope. He cam to the house one day and wanted his orders and to pick up his fatiges and tanker helmet. I told him to get lost, I would bring them to him. Mind you he was living with a gril at her parents apartment. I took all of his military stuff and cut big holes in it smashed the electial stuff to his helmet shoved everything down into his army duffel bag, then I poured two containers of motor oil in it. I loaded up the car and drove to the apartment building. It was a warm evening and people were out all over the place. As I got out of the car he asked if I had his S**T. I handed him the evvelope with his orders in them, he opened it and pured it out on the ground then I took the duffel bag unlocked the top and started spreading his S**T all over the ground. Everyone was laughing. He had never seen me do anything like this before. I just looked at him calmly and said "you wanted your S**T, you got it. I hope your girlfriend knows how to sew and do laundry". Then I just got into my car and left. Then to put the icing on the cake when he got back from his two week drill, his pay was being direct deposited into our checking account, he did not have enough time get it changed over. His plan was to pay the deposit on an apartment for him and his girlfrind. Mind you I am at home with three kids and no transportation. So I kept checking the bank account everymorning. When his money was deposited I hurried up withdrew all the money had my name taken off the account, and got me a cheap used car. I felt like wonder woman. It is so hard to discribe the feeling of releif when you have been walked on and finally stand up for youself.
Hugs,
Lisa
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