Gimme Something Else To Do!
I got a call from a friend, she needs help socializing a puppy so that he can go to seeing eyes for the blind, no problem it involves taking him wherever i go and i'm off today. My temple called there's an elderly couple, who are homebound and they need a dinner tonight can i cook..sure i can and i'll deliver it too because my new pup needs some social skills...two birds one stone no problem. The American Heart Association called can i pick up 22 (freakin' 22) centerpieces for tomorrow's Go Red For Woman Luncheon...uhhh sure i can...puppy's love flower shops. Let's fast forward shall we! Freakin' demon dog ate my roast vegetable quiche for the old people so i had to go get them a rotisserie chicken and hope it'll suffice. He piddled in my car after he threw up (that bass tard) and he seems to be eating quite a few flowers. This days not going so well......and i can't even eat the orange hostess twinkies, what kind of justice is there in this world? ANDI
they aren't actually twinkies although i did right that...they are orange hostess filled cupcakes and they used to be my favorite comfort food, they still sound delicious but now i'm afraid they'll make me ill. Glad i could make you laugh and this dog really is a nightmare, he's outside terrorizing the children as we speak. ANDI
NO justice at all Andi, however if it makes you feel any better know that you are making people cry with laughter every time you post. You are a major funny woman. You need to write a book. Or stand up in front of audiences for money and tell them about your day.
You are a stich girl.
Hugs,
Amy
PS: My day was not much better. Long stressful work day and then I went to have a crown on my front top tooth replaced. The nub of a tooth underneath made my smile look like bride of Frankenstein, where Frankenstein takes one look at his bride and dies a second death. I've got a temporary cap on until the new crown is fashioned. God help anyone in my life if this sucker comes off before then.
Oh my god you are so funny, but I can totally sympathize! I have 5 chihuahuas and they are a handful!. The youngest (5 months old) is constantly running off with socks and underwear. My daughter was complaining that couldn't find any underwear the other day, so I told her to check the dog bed....sure enough 6 PAIRS buried in her blanket! I had to re-wash them all.
I hope your day tomorrow is better.
Janet