I'm writing a song & need your help...
The title is "50 Ways To Leave Your Blubber"!! lol
1. snip out the back fat
2. Say no to flan, Stan
3. Switch over to Soy, Roy
Your turn!!! lol

Original lyrics are here:
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/50-ways-to-leave-your -lover-lyrics-paul-simon/ec7bdc207c7395d04825698a001079b4
1. snip out the back fat
2. Say no to flan, Stan
3. Switch over to Soy, Roy
Your turn!!! lol

Original lyrics are here:
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/50-ways-to-leave-your -lover-lyrics-paul-simon/ec7bdc207c7395d04825698a001079b4