OT...What BBQing really means

Happy BBQing this weekend!!! > > > Definition of a Bar-B-Que > It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to > do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: > 1) The woman goes to the shops. > 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert. > 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with > the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is > lounging beside the grill, beer in hand. > 4) The man places the meat on the grill. > 5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. > 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks > her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the > situation. > 7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. > 8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. > 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. > 10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts. > 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing > her annoyed reaction, concludes that There's Just No Pleasing Some Women! Debbie

So TRUE,,,,so SAD