You know you live in New Hampshire when...
Funny! When Obama gave his big speech in Rochester, NH there was a HUGE line around a couple of blocks. We parked miles away and were rushing in the opposite direction, towards what must have looked like the back of the line. People kept yelling at me "You'll never get it!" and "Don't bother, lady, they said they only have room for the first 500!" and stuff. And I'm like "Dude, I'm just trying to get my kid to gymnastics!"