Parody...1st annual canoe trip

That's right! If your struggleing to make ends meet and can't afford to go on an actual cruise, than this trip is for you! 1 day and no nights down the Platte river in a state of the art canoe. The trip will be Dec.18 so bring plenty of warm clothes because it's colder than a witch's ... in a brass bra. (Be prepared to carry your canoe across the sandbars as the water level does vary) SEE YOU THERE! THIS IS MEANT AS A PARODY...SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYONE.