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Topic: Thanksgiving wishes
We are heading out early in the morning to make way to Billings MT for the Holiday. I hope everyone has a safe Holiday and no over eating!! LOL
Kelly/tink
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop,
My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop,
Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow,
And he told me there was something that I had to know;
His look and his tone I will always remember,
When he told me of the horrors of..... Black November;
"Come about August, now listen to me,
Each day you'll get six meals instead of just three.
"And soon you'll be thick, where once you were thin,
and you'll grow a big rubbery thing under your chin;
And then one morning, when you're warm in your bed,
In'll burst the farmer's wife, and hack off your head;
"Then she'll pluck out all your feathers so you're bald 'n pink,
And scoop out all your insides and leave ya' lyin' in the sink;
"And then comes the worst part" he said not bluffing,
"She'll spread wide your cheeks and pack your rear end with stuffing."
Well, the rest of his words were too grim to repeat,
I sat on the stoop like a winged piece of meat,
And decided on the spot that to avoid being cooked,
I'd have to lay low and remain over looked I began a new diet of nuts and granola,
High-roughage salads, juice and diet cola;
And as they ate pastries, chocolates and crepes,
I stayed in my room doing Jane Fonda tapes;
I maintained my weight of two pounds and a half,
And tried not to notice when the bigger birds laughed;
But 'twas I who was laughing, under my breath,
As they chomped and they chewed, ever closer to death;
And sure enough when Black November rolled around,
I was the last turkey left in the entire compound;
So now I'm a pet on the farmer's wife's lap;
I haven't a worry, so I eat and I nap;
She held me today, while sewing and humming,
And smiled at me and said --
"Christmas is coming..."
Kelly/tink
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop,
My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop,
Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow,
And he told me there was something that I had to know;
His look and his tone I will always remember,
When he told me of the horrors of..... Black November;
"Come about August, now listen to me,
Each day you'll get six meals instead of just three.
"And soon you'll be thick, where once you were thin,
and you'll grow a big rubbery thing under your chin;
And then one morning, when you're warm in your bed,
In'll burst the farmer's wife, and hack off your head;
"Then she'll pluck out all your feathers so you're bald 'n pink,
And scoop out all your insides and leave ya' lyin' in the sink;
"And then comes the worst part" he said not bluffing,
"She'll spread wide your cheeks and pack your rear end with stuffing."
Well, the rest of his words were too grim to repeat,
I sat on the stoop like a winged piece of meat,
And decided on the spot that to avoid being cooked,
I'd have to lay low and remain over looked I began a new diet of nuts and granola,
High-roughage salads, juice and diet cola;
And as they ate pastries, chocolates and crepes,
I stayed in my room doing Jane Fonda tapes;
I maintained my weight of two pounds and a half,
And tried not to notice when the bigger birds laughed;
But 'twas I who was laughing, under my breath,
As they chomped and they chewed, ever closer to death;
And sure enough when Black November rolled around,
I was the last turkey left in the entire compound;
So now I'm a pet on the farmer's wife's lap;
I haven't a worry, so I eat and I nap;
She held me today, while sewing and humming,
And smiled at me and said --
"Christmas is coming..."
Maintaining! Start weight 257,Current weight 122,Loss of 135# and 114 inches,Size 22-24W now size 4 to 0 (zero),Healthy life=Priceless
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Topic: BEST Sugar Free Margarita Mix EVER!
Hey Everyone! I just had to share this with ya'll. There is a lady that lives in the town that I do that created a Margarita mix that has ZERO Sugar, ZERO Carbs, ZERO Calories and ZERO Fat.. If you are a Margarita lover like I am, you have got to try this product. It is GREAT! It is being sold right now through a citrus tree company, but she will have her own webpage up soon, when she gets it up, I will let everyone know! But if you are interested in having a Lemon or Lime Tree and want some Margarita mix, you can find it at : www.meyerlemontree.com
I know I have not been on this site for quite some time, but I am trying to get back on track. I have done pretty well with maintaining my weightloss. My surgery was in March 2005, I weighed 240, I am still at 130. I am very happy with my success. I hope everyone is doing great.
Rhonda
Formerly of Biloxi, MS
now in Hahira, GA
I know I have not been on this site for quite some time, but I am trying to get back on track. I have done pretty well with maintaining my weightloss. My surgery was in March 2005, I weighed 240, I am still at 130. I am very happy with my success. I hope everyone is doing great.
Rhonda
Formerly of Biloxi, MS
now in Hahira, GA
Topic: BEST Sugar Free Margarita Mix EVER!
Hey Everyone! I just had to share this with ya'll. There is a lady that lives in the town that I do that created a Margarita mix that has ZERO Sugar, ZERO Carbs, ZERO Calories and ZERO Fat.. If you are a Margarita lover like I am, you have got to try this product. It is GREAT! It is being sold right now through a citrus tree company, but she will have her own webpage up soon, when she gets it up, I will let everyone know! But if you are interested in having a Lemon or Lime Tree and want some Margarita mix, you can find it at : www.meyerlemontree.com
I know I have not been on this site for quite some time, but I am trying to get back on track. I have done pretty well with maintaining my weightloss. My surgery was in March 2005, I weighed 240, I am still at 130. I am very happy with my success. I hope everyone is doing great.
Rhonda
Formerly of Biloxi, MS
now in Hahira, GA
I know I have not been on this site for quite some time, but I am trying to get back on track. I have done pretty well with maintaining my weightloss. My surgery was in March 2005, I weighed 240, I am still at 130. I am very happy with my success. I hope everyone is doing great.
Rhonda
Formerly of Biloxi, MS
now in Hahira, GA
Topic: Williston Gal Home After RNY
I had my surgery Wednesday morning, Nov. 19th in Bismarck and Dr. Bruderer and crew did an excellent job. Was discharged on Saturday, stayed over at the Motel and drove home Sunday. Feeling good, good, good. Perhaps a little tired and have been tolerating those tiring clear liquids but looking forward to Thanksgiving day when I will partake in some mashed taters, pureed sweet taters and some other FF delectable "mushy" things. I am down about 26 pounds from when I first was weighed at consultation with Dr. B
I have been staying away from the scales and will be "dying" to see what they read when I go back for my 2 week check.
Hope Everyone has a Blessed Thanksgiving~~~~~~~~~~
I know I have so much to be thankful for this year and every year.
Hugs.
Sandy
I have been staying away from the scales and will be "dying" to see what they read when I go back for my 2 week check.
Hope Everyone has a Blessed Thanksgiving~~~~~~~~~~
I know I have so much to be thankful for this year and every year.
Hugs.
Sandy
Topic: RE: OT:Thankful
Laffs as if beer cheese soup wasn't enough
Kelly
Kelly
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Topic: RE: To Bridesmaid or not to Bridesmaid. That is the question.
She begged, and asked me to come to Bismarck and at least try on a dress. I did, convinced her I needed a shawl, too, and will be in the wedding in May!
Topic: RE: To Bridesmaid or not to Bridesmaid. That is the question.
Just wondering what you decided?
Becky
Becky
Topic: RE: OT:Thankful
Thanks for sharing you two! Just a few more tidbits to help get to know you both better.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Becky
Happy Thanksgiving!
Becky
Topic: RE: ROSE procedure
I have also not heard of this procedure. More info would be helpful
BTW- Welcome back to the board. It is a slow going board (state) as you can see by the lack of postings. We do touch base from time to time in here tho.LOL
Kelly/tink
BTW- Welcome back to the board. It is a slow going board (state) as you can see by the lack of postings. We do touch base from time to time in here tho.LOL
Kelly/tink
Maintaining! Start weight 257,Current weight 122,Loss of 135# and 114 inches,Size 22-24W now size 4 to 0 (zero),Healthy life=Priceless
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