OT: Engagement

Ha ha - made you look!!!! - Iris
 
The following is about a senior citizen couple who are engaged:
 
 
Two senior citizens are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drug store. Jacob suggests they go in.
 
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter : "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
 
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Jacob: "How about suppositoried?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "What about medicine for memory problmes, arthritis and Alzeheimer's?"
Pharmacist: " Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about Vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's Deisease?"
Pharmacist: " Absolutely."
Jacob: "Do you have the treatments for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: " Do you sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: " All speeds and sizes."
Jacob : "What about Adult Diapers?"
Pharmacist: " Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use your store as our Bridal Registry."

Oh my! You made me smile. I was hoping you were making an announcement, but this was a nice treat.

I look forward to seeing you tomorrow.

Iris!! You got me, and good! LOL!  I, too, thought you had an announcement to make, and I was gonna tell you it was a lucky time to do it, b/c today is me and DH's 10th anniversary!  Oh, well....at least you gave me a giggle!  Thanks!

got me, too... I'm surprised you didn't do that for April 1st - April fools day!

Shelia

You got me... I was so excited and then this... lol!  I see how you are!!! 

Have a great day!

Sheryl

HAHA, too funny!!!!