walking round in womens underwear..

 Yeah I bet that was a catchy subject line.. Well I have to confess. No im not coming out of the closet. My sanity ran short a decade ago. I attended my wifes staff party for the Middle school tonight. It was a no kids allowed deal cause they have kids up their wazoos all day long. Anyway a week or so ago I was asked by the Principal to provide a bit of entertainment for the dinner. I did a big oh S__t under my breath but told him ok. Then I recruited a couple of guys that teach over there at the school for my cohorts. We met up earlier this week for a couple of practices playing some christmas music. As the second practice progressed to where we were ok with the well needed cussing and scratching and all the crap us men think is so necessary to do when in the presence of other men we got to talking smack and I suggested I had this little diddy to the tune of Winter Wonderland that was way off the beaten path and was just a tad suggestive. All of us being married I should have known that somebody would spill the beans to their wife and so we showed up to the dinner all ready to perform. As we got into our G rated songs underwear began to be thrown up where we were playing and hell the crowd was just having a good time picking on us bad. We all wound up with panties on our heads with money in the elastic bands as our tribute to singing christmas songs. Our last number was a non traditional version of winter wonderland called Walking round in women's underwear. As the song unfolded the vice principal proceeded to make sure my panties were in plain sight then kissed me on the forehead. I guess it was ok cause I thought the whole place was going to fall out on the floor.. The staff there knows I am not all there in the head but the two guys with me, one was a geography teacher and the other a coach were about as straight laced as you could get in a pair of common shoes. 

About that time several of the female staff as if on que began to come up and adorn the other guys with money and by then I could not pluck a single note much less see alot for laughing like a fool. 

Needless to say we have been hired for next year and they want us to do an hour this time. I think we may go in hula skirts and coconut boobs. I suppose the pictures will surface tomorrow at the school for all to see. Im just glad I am there on an occasional basis and have other commitments to deal with for the next week or so. 

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your new found stardom!!!!   Just remember all us little people who knew you before you became famous when you make your acceptance speech at the grammy awards next year!!!  LOL!!!!

Sounds like everyone had a great time!

I have to say that song is so funny!  It cracks me up when I hear it.  I know you all had a good time! 

Deborah

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! LOL I would of loved to have seen that!! sounds like you had a fantastic time! Yes you would look great in the Hula get up next year!!

All I can say is that i wish I went to that party.  I bet no one had that much fun in months.  I love a good laugh.  If you get any of those pictures, please post them.  Merry Christmas.