"toot" joke
An old woman named Rose went to the doctor. Let's say she had had WLS at some point in her life. The doctor was asking her about her digestion and eating habits and she compained,
"Dr. Cook, I pass an awful lot of gas. Everywhere I go I fart and fart! The amazing thing is, it has no sound, and no smell! Is there something you can give me to help stop all this gas?"
"Really!" said the doctor. "No sound, and no smell? Well, here, take these pills for a week and then come back for another checkup."
So Rose left. She took all the pills and then went back to see the doctor. He said, "How are things coming along?"
Rose said, "Whatever did you give me? Not only am I still passing gas, now it has a terrible, terrible odor!!"
The doctor said, "Ok, then, we've fixed your sense of smell, now let's work on your hearing...."
Nancy
"Dr. Cook, I pass an awful lot of gas. Everywhere I go I fart and fart! The amazing thing is, it has no sound, and no smell! Is there something you can give me to help stop all this gas?"
"Really!" said the doctor. "No sound, and no smell? Well, here, take these pills for a week and then come back for another checkup."
So Rose left. She took all the pills and then went back to see the doctor. He said, "How are things coming along?"
Rose said, "Whatever did you give me? Not only am I still passing gas, now it has a terrible, terrible odor!!"
The doctor said, "Ok, then, we've fixed your sense of smell, now let's work on your hearing...."
Nancy
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