Anyone need a laugh?

Today my niece asked me what my wt loss was up to.   I told her 40 lbs.   She said what is that?   I said 40 lbs and what are you trying to ask me.  She said well like before you lost an average 2 yr old and an ostrich egg.....are you up to an elephant penis yet?  Then I remembered the chart of equivalents someone posted a month or so ago and laughed so hard i was almost crying!   She asked me for a copy of that list and i went back to 2/14 and can't seem to find it.    Anyone keep this or remember who posted? Thanks, Pam

Too funny Pam. How old is your neice? Anyhow the post is like about page 11....titled  "You lost what" by MyoMy.  Not sure of the date. Good luck.  Lisa

she is 16.  i still can't stop laughing.  i will go look it up so i can send to her and she can keep track....lmao! Thanks, Pam

I tried to repost the list, but I am having issues, it was posted on Marsh 2. If someone more computer literate than my self can repost it. Doris

Thanks!  Found it! Pam