to be 6 again.....

Alice H.
on 3/5/08 11:49 pm - Winterville, NC
Need a laugh today???

To Be 6 Again...

 A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
 Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her  Birthday. 
 "I'd like to be six  again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.
 On the morning of her  Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then  took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the  park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, & lt; B>everything there was.
 Five hours later they  staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt  upside down.
 He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
 Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well  Dear, what was it like being six again?"
 Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly 
 changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"
 
 The moral of the story: 
 Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
 SEND THIS TO ALL THE 
 WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.
Alice in OneDerland
H:260 G: 135 
C:145 L: 131 BMI: 26 H: 5' 2 1/2" 
RNY 10/07  LBL 11/09
Barbara C.
on 3/6/08 3:10 am - Raleigh, NC

Very cute! Thanks for the smile.

Barb

Barbara
ObesityHelp Coach and Support Group Leader
http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/bcumbo_group/
High-264, Current-148, Goal-145

Anniep59
on 3/6/08 8:16 pm - Pittsboro, NC
How cute is that I loved it. The man really ment well as so many of them do. Thanks for sharing.                                     Annie

It is never too late to be what you might have been.?


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