This is funny!
This was my first night back to work, post op. I am a machinist in the automotive industry (driveshaft). I am required to wear prescription safety glasses and shoes. Well, first of all my safety shoes are now too big because I have no more edema. I was literally walking out of them tonight. Any my safety glasses (which have been kept in case) kept sliding 1/2 way down my nose. I couldn't keep them up. I spent 1/2 the shift wondering what in the world happened to my safety glasses? I thought I must have sat on them or something. Then it dawned on me...duh... my dern head is smaller!!!!!!