7 days from now

Thanks guys, I come here to vent because I don't have a DH or significant other and I've told no one about this so I don't really have anyone to freak out to or vent to so I come here and spew.

I go for my last pre-op weigh in today. I've eaten nothing but by my scales I am up 2 punds. Could be one of two reasons. Maybe two reasons. One, my scales may be off again or I may be full of poop. Never underestimate the power of poop. I haven't gone since Tuesday so I am full of it. I take benefiber twice a day and yesterday afternoon I took 2 exlax. NOTHING UUGG. I am so full of s----- . People say it all of the time but this time it'sactually true!!

I am sure that your scales are wrong, wrong, wrong!  You will be fine. Besides, the power of the hot "air" to lift you up is greater than the power of the poop to weigh you down!

You can take benefiber up to 4 times a day but you have to drink lots of water with it as well and I mean lots.  Tha****er is what makes it work.  Trust me, I know this,  just recall my story about the 36 hours from hell.  Increase your water and try a few more doses of benefiber.  If all else fails a glycerin suppository is what got me started again - oh my the memories - 

Ann