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Katherine A.
on 9/25/06 7:51 am - Klein, TX

Topic: RE: 2 Montanan's walk into a bar...

in a twisted way! Using nails on a house These two North Dakotans are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!

(deactivated member)
on 9/25/06 7:18 am - MT

RNY on 10/02/06

Topic: RE: Ultimate WOW moment

Ok so the spell checker works but the grammer checker is on the fritz! No bugs but 2 bunnies does that count?

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on 9/25/06 7:17 am - MT

RNY on 10/02/06

Topic: RE: 2 Montanan's walk into a bar...

You miss it and you know it so there!

Katherine A.
on 9/25/06 6:47 am - Klein, TX

RNY on 05/31/06

Topic: RE: 2 Montanan's walk into a bar...

okay, do not get me started on montana laws. that place is just flat wierd!

Katherine A.
on 9/25/06 6:46 am - Klein, TX

RNY on 05/31/06

Topic: RE: Ultimate WOW moment

speaking of BUGS.. do you have any? hehehe

(deactivated member)
on 9/25/06 6:29 am - MT

RNY on 10/02/06

Topic: RE: 2 Montanan's walk into a bar...

Ok I found a funny... Dumb Montana Laws # In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. # It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime. # It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. # It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperon. Excelsior Springs # Balls may not be thrown within the city limits. Helena # No item may be thrown across a street. Whitehall # It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

(deactivated member)
on 9/25/06 6:27 am - MT

RNY on 10/02/06

Topic: 2 Montanan's walk into a bar...

ok so I don't have a joke just wanted to see if anyone is reading this. IF YOU ARE YOU BETTER POST SHEESH! Click reply.. add your text... click I accept. COME ON PEOPLE YOU CAN DO IT!! Felicia