Well I don't know any funnies but hey I am from/living in Montana hello!

New Jersey Crazy Law # It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. # You may not slurp your soup. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! # If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates. # It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. # On a highway you can not park under a bridge. # Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday. # You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only. # Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. # It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. Bernards Township # It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone". Caldwell # You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue. Cranford # Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn. Cresskill # All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts. Elizabeth # It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat. Manville # It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo. Newark # It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor. Ocean City # Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday. # People may not slurp their soup. # Raw hamburger may not be sold. Raritan # Profanity is prohibited. Sea Isle City # There will be no boiling of bones on the property. Trenton # Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays. # You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.

Dumb Texas Laws # When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. # A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. # It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. # You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. # It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. # It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. # It is illegal to milk another person's cow. # A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. # It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer. # The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

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