2 Montanan's walk into a bar...

ok so I don't have a joke just wanted to see if anyone is reading this. IF YOU ARE YOU BETTER POST SHEESH! Click reply.. add your text... click I accept. COME ON PEOPLE YOU CAN DO IT!! Felicia

Ok I found a funny... Dumb Montana Laws # In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. # It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime. # It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. # It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperon. Excelsior Springs # Balls may not be thrown within the city limits. Helena # No item may be thrown across a street. Whitehall # It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

okay, do not get me started on montana laws. that place is just flat wierd!

You miss it and you know it so there!

in a twisted way! Using nails on a house These two North Dakotans are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!

Roflmaoooooooooooooooooooo

Dumb Texas Laws # When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. # A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. # It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. # You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. # It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. # It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. # It is illegal to milk another person's cow. # A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. # It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer. # The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Hey, I've broken at least 4 of these laws and I'm still on the loose. Maybe cause it was a goat, not a sheep!!!

New Jersey Crazy Law # It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. # You may not slurp your soup. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! # If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates. # It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. # On a highway you can not park under a bridge. # Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday. # You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only. # Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. # It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. Bernards Township # It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone". Caldwell # You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue. Cranford # Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn. Cresskill # All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts. Elizabeth # It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat. Manville # It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo. Newark # It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor. Ocean City # Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday. # People may not slurp their soup. # Raw hamburger may not be sold. Raritan # Profanity is prohibited. Sea Isle City # There will be no boiling of bones on the property. Trenton # Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays. # You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.

Well I don't know any funnies but hey I am from/living in Montana hello!