Doctor Visit Yesterday!

I went for my girlie exam yesterday, but learned a couple of things while I was there: 1. My bp was 106/72!!!!! - I ALWAYS get sent for a 5 day bp check when I go in for my girlie exam, cause my BP is always HIGH just before the exam..... 2. I now have a new Doc that I can call ANYTIME!!!! HER name is Barby!!!! 3. Medicare pays fully for all girlie exams.... 4. The doc's scales are 3 lbs heavier than mine - course at the doc's office they didn't let me strip down nekkid there in the hallway to weigh.... 5. I have a HEMARHOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yeah, buddy, my bootie doeth hurt!!!! I have been having some "discomfort" while sitting....I got a presciption for suppositories...and the doc said it was outside, which is good and will prolly go away after more weight loss.....I know, guys, TMI!!!! But when you lose all 209 lbs strictly on your bootie, then if you gots a hemarhoid, you FEEL it!!!!!! Have a wonderful day!!!!! Smoochies Arlies

Congrats on the -209 and the BP, and sorry about the bootie.....D.

I have had the same darn hemmoroid for 9 years, her name is Emily.

Oh man, then that means I have two hemmoroids, Stephens and Catherine. But, hey, didn't you just recently get three more LOL. He he he. Sorry, couldn't let that one go. Melissa

I am covered in Hemmoroids. Thats whats been wrong with me. There it is! Just kidding... But it would explain the headaches. Just Kidding... That would explain the stress... Just kidding... No really.. I am just kidding.