A funny for the gals

Southgrim
on 10/25/05 5:50 am - Madison, MS

Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep. Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags. Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

TweedleDum
on 10/25/05 6:55 am - Hattiesburg, MS

RNY on 10/07/04

I loved number 5... Wouldnt it be nice if we could 1 man to do all those wonderful things!

Miss Liss
on 10/25/05 9:32 am

RNY on 01/15/04

Oh, my goodness, I laughed my tail off especially on that last one. That was great. I think we all needed a laugh, and you gave us one. That was too good, girl. Melissa

cactusracer
on 10/25/05 9:46 am - Marion, MS

RNY on 12/27/05

Girl that is too funny but some of those things have already happened. I wonder if they will go away after the surgery. I love the 5 tips that is great. Steph