Roll Call: Funniest Memory

School starts back Monday for my district. I need some laughs! Please share some of your funny memories from school. Here is mine: I am a School Counselor and I received a note from a parent that was having a tough time with her child. It said, "Please test my child for 80/D." I knew what she was talking about.. ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder. I thought that was precious. I think I have 80/D because I am going to be late for work if I do not get off of this computer! See y'all later, Sonya Sumrall

Oh, goody, another roll call!!!!! I was so excited about the reponses to the other one and was sitting here thinking, I wish we'd have another and low and behold yours popped up!!!!! Go, Sonya!!!!! Funniest memory: Most of mine have to do with my kids!!! The best one, I think, is when Jon was about 7 or 8 and I told him I was magic and could make him dissappear and he didn't believe me. We were all sitting at the supper table and I said, "want me to show you?" He laughed and said, "You can't make me disappear!" So I said, "Hocus Pocus, You are disappeared!" Then Jim and I proceeded to totally ignore him and not even look at him. He kept pulling on our sleeves and saying, "Momma!! Daddy!!!" After about 5 minutes, he started to cry and said, "I don't wanna be disappeared anymore!!!!" Yep, he blames me for turning out the way he has....says it's all my fault..... Smoochies Arlies

Okay here goes, when my husband and I got married, my little cousin (he was probably 6 yrs old) was the ring bearer. When we told him what he would be doing, he said " I cant' be the ring bear, I don't have any fur!" Kids are so precious when they say stuff like that! Marci

Sorry - I didn't read too well, I saw funniest memory and did not even see the "in school" part. Oh well, I guess I need to have my eyes checked after all! Marci

"Funny Memories From School" Now thats a good one too..... Where to begin The best one would have to be durring a break at school. The Coke people had just finished putting in new drinks in the machines. Well, the cans had been shaken & when ever you openned them they would spray every where. A teacher came out & was blessing people out, telling them to stop shaking those cans & making a mess. Everyone said that they did not shake them. The cans were coming out already shaken. Of course the teacher didn't believe anyone. What does the teacher do.... Gets one & opens it. It sprayed the teacher all in the face !!! Of course being kids, we all stood their laughing. Mean ??? No... That teacher asked for that one ! Lesson learned... Don't assume that people are always lying to you. Oh my... Sometimes I miss being in school. OK.... thinking of all the homework, I'm over that thought. Tammy

This was more an embarressing moment for me but looking back now ...ya it's funny. Ok as we spoke about yesterday during marching season I was in the guard. My freshman year we had to wear these horrible outfits that we all called garbage bags cuz well that's what they looked like. Black baggy body suits cenched with red sequined stuff at the waist...it was gross and to top it off we had a lady make them for us and apparently she did this alone and was strapped for time cuz she didn't do that great of a job. Fast forward a bit and we had a home game against Poplarville. So half time came around and we all went out to do our show. Near the end of the show we had to change flags by dropping the one we were using and bending over to pick up the other flag. Well the min I bent over to pick up my flag the seam of my pants burst with all it's glory! So there I was showing my white cotton under things to all of Poplarville! I went ahead and finished the half time show then after we got to the sidelines a bunch of ladies with saftey pins fixed me up to finish the 3rd quarter. Now if this wasn't bad enough, not long after this happened my english teacher asked us to write a paper on our most embarressing moment. So of course I wrote about this. A month or so after writing the paper she told me she had great news....she was putting my paper in the literary magizine for that year! This is a book of students writings from the year that various english teachers decided was the best ones...here's the kicker...literary mags stay in the library ...forever! So my little story is still sitting there at Petal High to be read by anyone! Ya so there ya'll go ...laugh away Keli

I have tons of funnies that have to do with my kids and what they say. But this one is more recent. After gastric bypass I got off my butt and started exercising big time cardio, weights you name it. My little girl (2ish almost 3 at the time) would try and do some stuff with me at home. One night I got home from a really stressful tiring day and just wanted the sofa. She says, "Hey, Mama, you gonna do that taebo tonight.'' I say, no I am too tired tonight. She says, "Hmm, you better do it or your butt will grow back big again." I laughed and then got my butt off that sofa and did me some taebo. How is that for motivation. Melissa

My baby boy now 7 yrs. old wanted to be a vampire for Halloween when he was about 4 yrs. old. He kept telling us he wanted to be a "Grampire" but we didn't know what he was talking about. I throught it was one of these cartoon characters . It took our 7 yr. old at the time to tell us he was saying Vampire otherwise we would have went to the store asking for a Grampire outfit .

I don't know if this will be as funny written as it is when I tell it but here goes. Last year I was teaching the 4th grade and had the cutest little boy in my classroom. He was African-American and was so adorable. One day he didn't turn in his homework so his punishment, along with several others, was to stand with his back against the brick wall during recess time. I was sitting watching my other students when I heard him say, "When I get home I am going to tell my grandmama to sue you." I, of course, asked him why he would do that. His reply, "Cuz I'm going to be black as an Oreo cookie when I get off this wall." I about died from laughing. I assured him that if he did sue me, he wouldn't be getting very much and he replied, "That's okay, cuz I'll get every penny you make for the next fourteen years." I called his grandmother and had to tell her!! She and I laughed for a long time. Kids, you gotta love 'em. Good luck going back to school Sonya. We start on Wednesday!! Have a great year. Kitsy