Things You Don't.......

Things You Do Not Want To Hear In The O.R. 1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 2. Someone call the janitor--we're going to need a mop. 3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!! 4. Wait a minute. If this is the spleen, then what's that? 5. Hand me that...uh...that uh....thingie. 6. Oh, no. I just lost my Rolex. 7. Oops. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? 8. Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Shoot-fire, here's two of 'em. 9. Everybody stand back--I lost my contact lens. 10. Can you stop that thing from thumping; it's throwing my concentration off. 11. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here. 12. That's cool! Now, can you make the leg twitch?! 13. I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses... 14. Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. 15. Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right? 16. What do you mean they didn't want a sex change...? 17. And now we remove the subject's brain & place it in the body of the ape. 18. This patient has already had some kids--right? Oh My... Pray that none of these things happen while I'm in surgery. Tammy

Tammy...we are not going to let anything happen to you! We have got you all prayed up!!! Sonya Sumrall

Thank you Doll, Now if you don't mind.... Pray Harder !!! My emotions are all over the place. One minute I'm the next I'm ..... I really don't like not being in control of my emotions. Oh well, I guess it's gonna be a wild ride & I just need to hang on & try to enjoy it. Tammy

Girl, I had a ball the last month before surgery. I ate so... many "last" meals it was not even funny!!! I am praying for you to have a peace about this! Sonya Sumrall RNY 7/14/05 -30

I'm so glad that you had a blast. I've been told to enjoy my time eating & drinking now. I'm wanting to find me an all you can eat seafood buffet. With great food tho, not just OK stuff. Thank you for the prayers, they really mean a lot to me !!! Tammy

Girl, you are so funny! That was really cute...... Marci

Glad you enjoyed it Doll !!! BTW... Are you kin to any of the M's in Meridian ? Tammy

I just went in and looked at my 100 most recent posts and realized that you responded to this one. Sorry - I didn't get the normal email telling me that I had a reply back. Anyway, nope not kin to anyone in Meridian.. My last name is McCollum - all of my husband's family are from Texas. I am from Pearl, but when I got married we moved to Richland. See ya, Marci

That isn't going to happen girl! When and where is your surgery going to be? I am and will be praying for you! I know the Lord will protect you and bring you through. JY

Oh Sweetie Lets Pray that it doesn't happen !!! My surgery is Sept. 26 @ the UMC in Jackson And I'll gladly take all the prayers that I can get.... & then some Tammy