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Tammy S.
on 7/13/05 4:59 pm - The Queen City, MS
Answer's you can use the next time someone come's up to you & asks.... How's your diet going ? You know, the older I get, the harder it is to lose weight... My body & my fat have become such good friends over the years. I started looking a little too much like Mary Kate Olsen, then I decided the Kirsty Alley look was definitely more me. I must be following my diet a little TOO closely. I keep gaining on it! Inside me there's definitely a thin person struggling to get out... Luckilly it only takes a few doughnuts to calm her down! A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand... right? Maybe if I fatten up everyone else around me, then I'll look thinner... Here, have a cupcake! I just don't understand it! How can a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 pounds? I drive way too fast to worry about carbs! Who needs a six-pack when you can have the whole keg?! My aerobics instructor asked me to bend down & touch my toes. I said, "I just don't have that kind of relationship with my feet. How 'bout I just smile & wave?"
TweedleDum
on 7/13/05 9:53 pm - Hattiesburg, MS
Have you seen that t-shirt that says "I have successfully recoved from Bulimia"..... Its too cute... Its for us fluffy people. They dont make it in the smaller sizes.. Hahahahahaha I do wish you would hurry up and get a date.. Whats your dern problem? Havent you done everything under the sun? Sheesh.... GET A DATE!
shrinkindawn
on 7/13/05 11:59 pm - long beach, MS
I need that shirt, hehe it would really be the truth for me!hehe DAWN
Tammy S.
on 7/14/05 4:11 am - The Queen City, MS
I haven't seen that shirt yet. But boy would I like to have it !!! I have seen a T-shirt that says "Tell your boyfriend I said Hey". I want a date !!! Surgery date that is !!! I thought I had done everything that was required of me. You know... beg, plead, cry, hollar, scream, etc. Hell, I even asked nicely there one time !!! NO RESPECT !!! Tammy
Keli B
on 7/14/05 2:24 am - Petal, MS
That was too funny! I'm with Christine when you getting a date woman?? Ok I shall pray daily that we both get our dates soon...u pray too and then it should work...right? Huggles and love, Keli
Tammy S.
on 7/14/05 4:15 am - The Queen City, MS
I really needs a surgery date !!! So.... Pray !!!! Pray Harder Now !!! I really need a VooDoo doll that I can name, or at least someone who will name their doll the name I am wanting to use. I sure hope that you get a date soon too. I'll pray for you also in my 92 prayers that I say daily. Maybe that is the problem.... I'm trying too hard !!! Tammy
Arlies Q
on 7/14/05 3:13 pm - Brandon, MS
My favorite is "who needs a six-pack when you can have the whole keg" except in my case it should say "when you have a whole keg or two"! I hereby DEMAND that you get a date! I order you to get a date.....NOW!!!!!!!! Don't you DARE refuse your Queen !!!! Smoochies ARlies
Tammy S.
on 7/14/05 6:05 pm - The Queen City, MS
I'm trying !!! I really really am !!! If I keep that up... I'm going to pop a gasket !!! Tammy
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