Answer's
Answer's you can use the next time someone come's up to you & asks....
How's your diet going ?
You know, the older I get, the harder it is to lose weight...
My body & my fat have become such good friends over the years.
I started looking a little too much like Mary Kate Olsen,
then I decided the Kirsty Alley look was definitely more me.
I must be following my diet a little TOO closely.
I keep gaining on it!
Inside me there's definitely a thin person struggling to get out...
Luckilly it only takes a few doughnuts to calm her down!
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand... right?
Maybe if I fatten up everyone else around me,
then I'll look thinner... Here, have a cupcake!
I just don't understand it!
How can a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 pounds?
I drive way too fast to worry about carbs!
Who needs a six-pack when you can have the whole keg?!
My aerobics instructor asked me to bend down & touch my toes.
I said, "I just don't have that kind of relationship with my feet.
How 'bout I just smile & wave?"
Have you seen that t-shirt that says "I have successfully recoved from Bulimia"..... Its too cute... Its for us fluffy people. They dont make it in the smaller sizes.. Hahahahahaha
I do wish you would hurry up and get a date.. Whats your dern problem? Havent you done everything under the sun? Sheesh.... GET A DATE!
I haven't seen that shirt yet. But boy would I like to have it !!!
I have seen a T-shirt that says "Tell your boyfriend I said Hey".
I want a date !!! Surgery date that is !!! I thought I had done everything that was required of me. You know... beg, plead, cry, hollar, scream, etc.
Hell, I even asked nicely there one time !!!
NO RESPECT !!! Tammy
I really needs a surgery date !!! So.... Pray !!!! Pray Harder Now !!!
I really need a VooDoo doll that I can name,
or at least someone who will name their doll the name I am wanting to use.
I sure hope that you get a date soon too.
I'll pray for you also in my 92 prayers that I say daily.
Maybe that is the problem.... I'm trying too hard !!!
Tammy