just a little baptist joke i thought was cute!!

The Baptist Bra A man walked into the Women's department of Macy's in New York City. He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B." With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? "What kind of bra?" He repeated "A Baptist Bra" - She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted." "Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type." Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?" The lady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses; the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen; and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright." He mused on that information for a minute, and asked "So, what is the Baptist type for?" They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills."

That is too cute !!! I was rasied Baptist, but I must be Catholic.... I think my bras could be used as back-pack's for giants. Tammy

i laughed my A double SS off thats so funny!!! DAWN

I LOVE it!!! Did you read the Mitford Series? My favorite quote is from one of the Episcapal (sp) deacons who doesn't want to invite the Baptists to the town wide Thanksgiving dinner held yearly at the Espicapal (sp) Church. He tells Father Tim, "the Baptists eat like they gonna be raptured before dark!" Smoochies Arlies

LOL ha ha ha That was cute. I'm gonna have to print that and use it sometimes. I'm Baptist but I would have to say it's kinda true too. Becky