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Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive - compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 & 6.
If you are paranoid - delusional, we know who you are & what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully & a little voice will tell you what number to press.
If you are manic-depressive,
it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
What do you push if the answer is "All Of The Above" ???
What do you push if the answer is "All Of The Above" ??? 
I am all of thoes things!! I love this i gotta send it to my sister she will like it too ! DAWN 
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